I particularly liked the warning not to slip. Meaning the bucket will also apparently not be up to the task. Next time just plant a tree.

Whatever, man.

Turns out not so much. We'd barely begun to walk smugly off when we noticed a couple of adults with little kids lining up for some. Lining up at the back of the rubbish truck that was 2 feet from their ice cream. Also it was about 2 degrees (max, and Celsius) today.

 England, man. I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe I just watch/read too much Batman.

So this has popped up a few times on the noticeboard in our building. I can't work out which box would make one more fucking depressing for having responded accordingly.

Unless you just had a great idea to sell a death-toll wire-service of some kind...